Instant coffee for Vampires
As a vampire I finally found a use for my expresso machine
I love the idea of a vampire having kitchen appliances for which they have no use just like regular people.
“Just because I am over 3000 years old, and a creature of the night abandoned by all that once brought comfort, doesn’t mean I don’t entertain.”
Espresso with an S!
It’s counterintuitive since making an espresso shot with a warmed up machine is quite fast. 😜
The best part of waaaking up…
It makes sense to clarify. There are many dishes made with blood, black pudding and blood sausage comes to mind.
Also it’s good to let people know because dogs absolutely love that shit and you have to be careful to keep it out of areas dogs can get at it.
I worked in a green house and one customer’s dog dug up an entire tree she planted to get at the blood meal she put in the bottom of the hole. Dog was okay, but needed to stay at the vets a few days to monitor the vomiting and their iron levels.
what fucked up tumblr subculture has my shitpost reached
I’ve never been on tumblr and just assumed the whole site was like that.
I mean, it says it’s a meal right on the front. /s
Stuff is expensive. It’s the best thing I’ve found for keeping deer from eating my plants, but then I got a dog that just went nuts for the stuff and would just eat it like mad when he went outside. So now the dear just eat my plants again.
Our dachshund picks up and eats all kind of shit. She’s a destroyer of SHOES and CPAP masks, of course, but she also eats rocks, plastic, or whatever else she finds.
The other day I walk in, and she has 2 milkbones (we don’t buy them and I have no idea where they came from). She just moved them around for a few days and never ate them. But a stick is fine dining.
Dogs are weird.
The way dogs handle new food is interesting. They have very short digestive tracts so the idea for them is to eat everything once, and if it makes them sick it will make them sick very quickly. They then know not to eat something.
Thats a possible reason for the aversion. They can also associate foods with traumatic events sort of like humans do.
Not sure my dog has that ptsd linkage circuit working. Syringe forced like 60ml of h2o2 down his throat when he ate a bunch of grapes to make him barf them up and the dude will snatch up grapes like anything still.
Lol he could think it was a fun game he wants to play again and again. Dogs are such attention whores aren’t they?
So you’re saying they need to force feed the treats to get them to learn?
Never considered it that way. I wouldn’t force it physically of course but one way is to wrap something they don’t like yet or have no attraction to in something they do like, and gradually less and less of the thing they like.
It won’t with things they are averse to though, at least ib my experience. For example medicine in peanut butter. No matter how many times, they just won’t eat a pill by itself.
This is what I came here to say. The clarification on the post is not about humans eating plant food, it’s about idiot fucking pets eating plant food. They eat grass, why wouldn’t they chow down on something that smells like blood.
Can I use the iron in this to forge a sword??
Ahh, that says you might need ~2.3 kg of iron sand after removing the non-iron from the material. Blood meal appears to be .2% iron by weight. Very napkin quality math says you’d need ~1150 bags to get enough iron
My first thought was if it could be rehydrated and used as a more easily acquired prop blood, as opposed to pig’s blood.
My first thought was “this is a much easier way for a Vampire to eat than stealing from a blood bank.”
If animal blood is acceptable then I’m not really sure why stealing from a blood bank would be a primary course of action in the first place…
I feel like the tumblr user asking why it’s necessary to tell people not to eat blood meal must have forgotten they’re on tumblr. The whole site is just smut curated by the generation that turned eating tide pods into a meme.
Uhm, hello, it says blood MEAL, so of course it’s made to be eaten.
In that case you’re gonna love bone meal.
Look, how else am I supposed to prepare for the skeleton war?
And TBF if it were actually just dried blood with no additives then it wouldn’t be so bad.
Still not recommended, but not as bad.
In many cultures blood, sometimes dried is used in cooking.
For example blood sausage and blood pancakes are eaten in finland
Sweden, Ireland, France, Spain and Italy also use them for sausage-like products (these I know of, I’m sure there’s more)
Iron helps us play!
Hello, Joe.
Let me introduce you to blood sausages…
Ya, I assumed this was like instant mash for blood pudding. Probably would have second guessed it if I saw it in the gardening aisle, though.
Look, nobody is saying you should eat the whole bag, but a teaspoon every so often as a treat maybe?
Could it serve as an iron supplement?
This reminds me on PICA and ppl eating clay, don’t they get sick?
Nah, dont worry about em. Theyll be o-clay.