I’d call the cops on my boss if they just rocked up when I called of sick just ton"checkup on me"

I had one with one of those Motorcycles with the long handles, apparently they aren’t part of the bike, but the dudes foot holding it up is.

He gets that from his dad.

Hey, don’t knock it till you try it!

Sorry, my bad.

Nah, I’m running AussieOS, they’re flipped.

Hahah my friends made fun of me for buying some cheap as fuck “smart” TV instead of an expensive LG one like them, my TV can barely run a web browser, no chance in hell that things spying on me.

Cheers! ill give that a burl when I get home, been bloody killing me today.

I’m trying to work out how to crack the park of my spine that’s in between my shoulder blades.

We could start calling them Current Poster.

Nah man, I just think B:/run doom.exe

i can run doom at 120fps with full ray tracing and Dolby surround sound, you just gotta take my word on it.

Enshittification at it again!

You know what? I believe he can do it.

Viva La cute little Revolution!

Nope, we doing everything in one day.

Nick’s never left Antarctica, he’s afraid of flying.

why is it human instinct to send unsolicited nudes?

You hear people talking about the weird and out there dreams they have, where they’re like a humanoid watermelon flying though space to save the universe from an invasion of butter demons, then there’s my dreams, with me, being me, but dumber, weaker and mute.