vatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-213 hours agoNEW RULE: added on an appropriate dayplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1183arrow-down18
arrow-up1175arrow-down1message-squareNEW RULE: added on an appropriate dayplus-squarepinvatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-213 hours agomessage-square12fedilink
I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.placeEnglish · 2 days agoWe might be living the final moments of not being terrified what the US President is going to doplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square285fedilinkarrow-up1824arrow-down175
arrow-up1749arrow-down1message-squareWe might be living the final moments of not being terrified what the US President is going to doplus-squareI'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.placeEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square285fedilink
Rooskie91@discuss.online · 1 hour agoEveryone's chances of dying a violent war or climate related death just went up significantly.message-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1164arrow-down111
arrow-up1153arrow-down1message-squareEveryone's chances of dying a violent war or climate related death just went up significantly.Rooskie91@discuss.online · 1 hour agomessage-square21fedilink
Dragon "Rider"(drag)@lemmy.nzEnglish · edit-21 day agoIf Smell-O-Vision (TV with smells) had taken off, Donald Trump would have never been presidentplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1256arrow-down116
arrow-up1240arrow-down1message-squareIf Smell-O-Vision (TV with smells) had taken off, Donald Trump would have never been presidentplus-squareDragon "Rider"(drag)@lemmy.nzEnglish · edit-21 day agomessage-square37fedilink
Mothra@mander.xyz · 12 hours agoDuring your acupuncture session, somewhere else in the world a small doll that looks like you is having a very rough timeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1193arrow-down111
arrow-up1182arrow-down1message-squareDuring your acupuncture session, somewhere else in the world a small doll that looks like you is having a very rough timeplus-squareMothra@mander.xyz · 12 hours agomessage-square8fedilink
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · edit-223 hours agoThe thing they don't tell you about showing up to vote is that there often are sexy singles in your area.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1295arrow-down113
arrow-up1282arrow-down1message-squareThe thing they don't tell you about showing up to vote is that there often are sexy singles in your area.plus-squareAdmiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · edit-223 hours agomessage-square39fedilink
cranakis@reddthat.com · 13 hours ago"This nitpicking is lousy" suddenly makes sense in a whole new way when you have a child with head lice.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down16
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-square"This nitpicking is lousy" suddenly makes sense in a whole new way when you have a child with head lice.cranakis@reddthat.com · 13 hours agomessage-square3fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 1 day agoOne day it was too silent, the air was too clean, there was no obnoxious sounds, exhaust, or dust particulates in the air. So, a guy invented leaf blowers.message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down121
arrow-up1171arrow-down1message-squareOne day it was too silent, the air was too clean, there was no obnoxious sounds, exhaust, or dust particulates in the air. So, a guy invented leaf blowers.future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square19fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 2 days agoAll the cult leaders who claim to be God/Jesus never have any powers. If I join your cult, and you claim to be Jesus, you'd be better be ready to do some magic.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1195arrow-down11
arrow-up1194arrow-down1message-squareAll the cult leaders who claim to be God/Jesus never have any powers. If I join your cult, and you claim to be Jesus, you'd be better be ready to do some magic.plus-squarefuture_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square36fedilink
ThotDragon@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 24 hours agoWhy is OneNote not an anime?message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down118
arrow-up1-9arrow-down1message-squareWhy is OneNote not an anime?ThotDragon@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 24 hours agomessage-square2fedilink
pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 2 days agoMagic Johnson sounds like the name of an adult film starmessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1190arrow-down17
arrow-up1183arrow-down1message-squareMagic Johnson sounds like the name of an adult film starpruwyben@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square12fedilink
Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWhen I was a kid in the 80s, "computers will teach your kids in school" was one of those future utopia predictions. Now the thought of a computer teaching kids is horrifying to me.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up1405arrow-down111
arrow-up1394arrow-down1message-squareWhen I was a kid in the 80s, "computers will teach your kids in school" was one of those future utopia predictions. Now the thought of a computer teaching kids is horrifying to me.plus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square96fedilink
Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 3 days agoSarah should consider herself very lucky she wasn't given a fox, a chicken, a bag of grain and a small boat.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1157arrow-down15
arrow-up1152arrow-down1imageSarah should consider herself very lucky she wasn't given a fox, a chicken, a bag of grain and a small boat.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square22fedilink
Fleur_@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 days agoUnderrated benefit of lemmy is like minded people will tend to join the same instances and if I don't want to interact with those groups I can just filter the whole instance.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square180fedilinkarrow-up1324arrow-down126
arrow-up1298arrow-down1message-squareUnderrated benefit of lemmy is like minded people will tend to join the same instances and if I don't want to interact with those groups I can just filter the whole instance.plus-squareFleur_@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square180fedilink
Maimas2@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoOur society has long passed the time during which a single person or writing could change everyone's opinions.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1117arrow-down118
arrow-up199arrow-down1message-squareOur society has long passed the time during which a single person or writing could change everyone's opinions.plus-squareMaimas2@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square40fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 4 days agoHigh School, Homelessness, Prison - those experiences wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for other people.message-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up197arrow-down113
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareHigh School, Homelessness, Prison - those experiences wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for other people.future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square22fedilink
ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 5 days agoThere must be a GPS locator phone app everyone has which shows people where I am parked in parking lots, obscure highway pullouts, national forests, etc. so they can come and park right next to me.message-squaremessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1150arrow-down118
arrow-up1132arrow-down1message-squareThere must be a GPS locator phone app everyone has which shows people where I am parked in parking lots, obscure highway pullouts, national forests, etc. so they can come and park right next to me.ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square42fedilink
sho@ani.socialEnglish · 5 days agoMost if any shower thoughts probably never actually occured in the showerplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1102arrow-down19
arrow-up193arrow-down1message-squareMost if any shower thoughts probably never actually occured in the showerplus-squaresho@ani.socialEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square27fedilink
Balthazar@lemmy.world · 5 days agoPumpkins used as decorations outdoors are a scam perpetuated by squirrels message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1128arrow-down19
arrow-up1119arrow-down1message-squarePumpkins used as decorations outdoors are a scam perpetuated by squirrels Balthazar@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square5fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 7 days agoHaving $270 billion dollars and spending the bulk of your time trying to make more money is like weighing 900 pounds and thinking "ooh, I bet I can get to 1000".plus-squarewww.bloomberg.comexternal-linkmessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1397arrow-down135
arrow-up1362arrow-down1external-linkHaving $270 billion dollars and spending the bulk of your time trying to make more money is like weighing 900 pounds and thinking "ooh, I bet I can get to 1000".plus-squarewww.bloomberg.comfuture_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square61fedilink