As does mine
What is a man? A miserable little pile of semen.
…I’m on a 15 Pro
I just want to play infinity blade on my modern iPhone
Or just an elderly sugar daddy
Chicken noodle enema—good for the body, good for the soul
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That second to last one is what I’m called around the office
I knew that Chinese baby-eating robot was a mistake
Just like Lucifer.
Wait do you actually have to make a contribution to receive communion? If so that’s ridiculous
That just looks like an old pile of meat on the forest floor
Ken M vibes
You have to admit that if the Great Pyramid was a prison for a giant octopus it would be pretty cool though. Honestly this made-up conspiracy religion sounds pretty awesome
Is this real dialogue
The British-Canadian Hipster found of Vice became the leader of an anti-immigrant white nationalist group in the United States? Weird character arc. Anyone have any insight?
I think the original is Spider-Man making love to goku
Is this the Dutch flag
Are you okay?