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Is this like, an ordeal you think he should go through, or are you saying that you know for a fact, that this man can slurp down a whole caludron of al-dente dicks?
Jacob Chansley can eat a whole cauldron of gently boiled dicks.
He’s vegan or something. Remember how butthurt he was in prison because the food wasn’t up to his standards?
White people, man…
I hope that, once a year, at the most inopportune possible time of that year, he shits himself loudly and thoroughly. For all the years of his life.
Why “gently”, though?
He has very specific dietary needs. His mommy said so.
Don’t ruin a whole batch of cocks by overheating!
Vigorous boiling or stirring may cause dicks to break up while cooking and nobody wants that
Yeah cooked dicks is a dish best served whole
‘parts of lots of dicks’
just doesn’t roll off the tongue like
‘whole lotta dicks’
Maybe we’re making dick slaw
Retention of texture while emphasizing natural flavour
Is this like, an ordeal you think he should go through, or are you saying that you know for a fact, that this man can slurp down a whole caludron of al-dente dicks?
Don’t forget to let the dicks rest for a few minutes before serving.
We don’t want to burn the back of his throat.