Could have stopped at 8008, but calculated too close to the sun.
Could have stopped at 8008, but calculated too close to the sun.
Okay guys, how do we pass our restaurant’s health inspection?
Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.
Yes quite. Any time an adventure has the potential to come up, Gandalf hits that pipe and forgets to show up to the meeting.
I’m hoping for a ten movie series focused solely on Gandalf smoking the finest weed in the Southfarthing.
Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!
Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.
Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.
“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”
He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.
Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!
Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.
Poor captain. The light is no longer burning inside him, but defiantly he stands.
I shall introduce a law allowing gruel in the workhouse to be replaced with watered down sawdust.
Weekend at Chase Manhattan.
I can’t believe they took out that makeover montage set to “Girls Just Want To Have Fun.”
Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)
Dog: Oh do you fellows also have yachts?
Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.
Worm 1: Something is walking up there, but in a nerdy way.
Worm 2: Nu-uh!!! Everyone knows our prey strolls casually around…or is a giant machine.
Worm 1: Didn’t one of the humans ride you around like a go cart?
Worm 2: Oh so you ALWAYS need to bring it up.
Zuck, I want you to explain to this irrationally angry woman that this coupon from four years ago has expired.