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You never realize the amount gas your body produces until you are not allowed to pass it. Once you are in inappropriate situation you soon realize that making a blimp is not such a far fetched idea after all.
Why would you hold in a fart? Better out than in.
You must be young, you’ll soon learn that farts cannot be trusted.
K that happened like once; let it go ( ;)
Compiler error: Expected ) Found ; On line 1
What does this do, is it like just a debugging output?
Well it sure is outputting something
Relevant xkcd
go on a date, hold it in, hold it in, chat, chat, chat, finally excuse myself AND BLOW UP THE RESTROOM WITH MY VAPORS. basically, it’s a dating tip.
You never realize the amount gas your body produces until you are not allowed to pass it. Once you are in inappropriate situation you soon realize that making a blimp is not such a far fetched idea after all.
it’s ok to make casual digressions into weird parts of swamp. we’re fucked if they notice we don’t use definite articles the same way
Shrek farts are simultaneously terrifying, mortifying, and for sure like a fetish or rule34 thing
Edit: mudbath for anyone in this trying time? Only gently used
One day you’ll have a long elevator ride with the wrong person.