We don’t want you fucking immigrants. Especially weird ones. With weird ideas.
In other news, there are some pretty famous tunnels into the US in Moose Jaw Saskatchewan that just need a bit of cleaning up.
I have an alternative proposal.
A counter offer:
Counter counter offer
Your move:
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
see my latest post
If anyone wants a femboy, I’m available and desperately seeking accommodations in Canada. I don’t have many skills, but I’m told my mouth is incredible.
Anyone wanna work the underground railroad with me? 👉👈
Choo choo!
I bet you would look fucking adorable in a conductor hat
Hey if any hot goth girls want a to marry me to get a non-US citizenship so they can leave the country my DMs are open.
I’ve literally made exactly this plan with a cute friend of mine like an hour ago. 😂
Ayy girl, are you into bondage?
Because I want to tie you up (to save some space), put you into a box and FedEx you to a more accepting country~
oh gosh bondage, shipping, its like a dream come true… :3
Postage and Handling
I will accept tightly packed packages. (sadly my Country makes the same idiotic moves in the next years…)
Dear socialpankakemix
First of, please don’t use these mixes, pancakes are easily made by just a few ingredients
Second, hiw have I not noticed you here before? I guess because your PFP doesn’t show up in the post for some reason… But your posts are really good!
I will try to remember your name, ok?
Also, yes please let’s meet up <3
you can show me how you make pancakes, ill try and make one in the shape of a heart for you <3
Awwwww
Unfortunately socialpankakemix and I will probably never actually meet up because of distance :(
But we might! Because Guten Tag…
you think I won’t leave this shitty country to make pancakes with cute girls your sorely mistaken
Mmm, pancakes… group cooking can be fun :)
Nothing quite like going unreasonably long distances for food xD (I totally didn’t drive 150 miles and back for a sandwich. Yep, never happened.)
For real? Ok ok, since I can’t tell the difference between joke and genuine interest, I will try to find something.
Assuming that you have already talked to your relatives and friends that it makes more sense for you to leave the US and go somewhere less fascist, it might be a good idea to book a flight soon.
Obviously, I and UwU-Passwort would probably recommend Germany, since the lgbtq+ communities here are pretty strong, especially when you go more towards the bottom left part of the country. Flights seem pretty expensive but that’s probably just the case because I don’t know how expensive they usually are.
So while I do feel kinda disgustring cuz I’m sounding like one of these weirdos on dating websites like
Yeah, come here, to me, in Florida, I can provide food and shelter for you ~but I do genuinely think Germany and EU countries in general are a solid choice.Also, if you’re actually, like as in actually actually interested in meeting up for pancakes and board games, I’m totally down. I have two queer friend and we usually meet up for baking and board games, so the possebility is certainly there.
your not disgusting your rather kind, i doubt you would want to take on a whole person anyways, im sure i could find my way over there if i really wanted to, theres plenty of cargo ships i can hop, just gotta pack enough food! but yeah im totally serious i wanna leave this country, but i doubt anybody wants me so its fine.
Guten Morgen, well i just clicked on the profil page and there is an “please adopt me, if not in us” message, so the distance could change shortly.
I really don’t understand what you mean by your message. I have now looked at your, socialpankakemix and my profile and looked for any message like this. I didn’t find any… So this funi is way over my head.
EDIT: Oooh, I see now, you pinged me on the message. I thought you were talking about the profile bio or something…
Her last comment is a request for soneone outside the us to adopt her. Atleast when i click on her profile. That’s why i joked that the distance could change :)
Come to Canada!
Can barely afford where I already am!
don’t threaten me with a good time
Southern border, right? It’s coming winter in Canada and if 20 or 30 million of you come north you’re going to starve to death or die of exposure because we can’t feed our house that many people. Mexico is a better bet.
Honestly I feel like it’s probably more dignifying to freeze to death on the street than live surrounded by hostility to your very existence
The sun would literally kill me. I blister in under an hour.
i sunburn to easily
yes please
What makes you think your neighbours want you?
They’ve seen what you’ve collectively done.
I’m assuming your from the UK by your instance. This would be like saying that everyone in the UK is responsible for the UK funding a genocide.
Why would you blame and attack the people who tried their best to prevent Trump?
do you think I personally have done this?
What neighbours are you refering to exactly? Am I missing something here?