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A new CNN poll on the North Carolina governor’s race finds scandal-plagued Republican nominee Mark Robinson trailing his Democratic opponent by 17 points.
but he hasn’t even fucked a couch!
Or so he insists. One doth protest too much, methinks.
I never said anyone did, i was just reminded about a joke describing how some actions overshadows other activities when retold among peers.
Sorry, my joke didn’t quite land- “couchfucker” stuck and he “didn’t even fuck a coach one time.”
(He does protest a bit much though. Maybe he tried it after it came out, or something.)