Tanooki Mario (comfy man in pajamas), and uhhhh…well i don’t really have a Smash main, I like to play all kinds of different styles. Which I guess also fits the question…
Waluigi for both.
I assume this is a self own because Waluigi isn’t in smash
cat peach
wii fit trainer
what does this mean
How you doin’?
Whore
(Like all other combinations)
Toad in the streets, Mr. Game and Watch in the sheets.
Koopa Trooper in the streets, Link in the sheets.
(I look like a scumbag, but I will treat you like a princess)
But I’ve never played smash. What does that mean? Oh! Oh.
ironically that raises your chances of getting to smash astronomically
Isabelle, just Isabelle
Daisy for Kart. Daisy for Smash.
Hi, I’m Daisy.
(Jokes aside, probably the closest thing I have to a main in Smash is Hero)
MarioKart - Yoshi
Smash Bros - Samus
Mario Party - Monty Mole
It also makes one hell of a Fuck/Marry/Kill
Waluigi and Wario. I like to eat motorcycles in bed I guess
i’m putting you on speed dial
Waluigi for Kart and Mr. Game and Watch for Smash. I have no idea what this says about me.
Everyone thinks u a freak but really u like it old-school
Damn, this is more accurate than horoscopes. You got me.
Damn that’s exactly my setup! Whatever it says about us, in my opinion you got your stuff figured out
Toad and Jigglypuff.
Why u do dis to me?
You’re a kind person and considerate lover. Bit of a drama queen though
Mii in the streets, Captain Falcon in the sheets? The first one sure, but I have yet to Falcon Punch a pussy and am also not into degradation.
🤣
Toad in the streets, Link in the sheets.
You know, I think that’s accurate.
Yoshi and Kirby respectively
I just think they’re neat.
Works either way.
Luigi / Duck Hunt. What the hell does that mean?
there’s a reason the announcer does that very pronounced pause between “Duck” and “Hunt”
Lol
Damn im the same, Id say it means we anxious but we got that dog in us for better or worse
Link and Young Link
that is…hm…
Oh…I didn’t even see it until I typed it.