• myster0n@feddit.nl
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      One pitchfork - do you have a blue one? - and a torch please. Preferably lavender scented.

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        3 months ago

        Sure, just agree to the pitchfork EULA. How would you prefer we contact you with special offers and information about pitchforks? To get lavender, you must upgrade to the scents package. We can offer a one time discount of 50% of your first years subscription if you sign up now!

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        3 months ago

        Lightning bolts or flames on that blue pitchfork? Might I interest you in a lovely rainbow torch handle?

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          Thanks for proving my point I guess…?

          the movement expanded against what many perceive as an authoritarian government when hundreds of protestors and civilians, most of whom were students, were killed.[f] The majority of the fatalities were caused by gunshots fired by the police and other government forces, using lethal and deadly weapons,[89] against unarmed protestors and non-protesting civilians, including children and pedestrians

          Meaning it’s literal suicide.

          Edit because you’re sure to bring this up: sure you might bring about change, but each individual in that protest holding a proverbial pitchfork is just yet another practice target for the cops.

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            They took down the government… Their revolution succeeded.

            I didn’t realize your point was even stupider than I imagined. Thanks for your great contribution Socrates.