When you decide on your career the same day you learn to type 5318008 into a calculator
When you decide on your career the same day you learn to type 5318008 into a calculator
Maybe she likes guys who know what they’re about, Greg the Sorcerer-but-dresses-like-a-Wizard
Now, we wouldn’t want you to have to worry your head about any sort of class action or other lawsuits, so how about you waive that right and we just engage in some nice, friendly, forced arbitration
It’s saying that the river only has a rubber band, rather than the person crossing the river. The crocodiles, which we assume are normally present based on the apparent name of said river, are (for some reason) in a meeting, and thus not currently present. Therefore, as the punchline says, you can simply swim across, nothing to worry about (the river current isn’t very strong I guess).
It’s the opposite side of the coin of them taking credit for infrastructure improvements in their districts when they voted against that bill
If so then he would be wildly exaggerating the amount of motion necessary. More likely the handies he gives to Putin.
Feet and ankles: am I a joke to you?
Might as well tack Billie Jean on to that
🎶 The kid is not my son 🎶
I thought it was going to be because he blew his thumb off with fireworks
whatever
That took me way too long
You might like [email protected] then
I’m constantly baffled that Pop Tart has yet to make a Double Stuf version of Pop Tarts so that they actually include the amount of filling that people want them to contain
My mom had one go to shit in like 3-6 months, have avoided them ever since (granted that was like, 15 years ago)
If you get to 100 you unlock super speed
Reps, Senators, Supreme Court Justices, and anyone in a position that’s in the chain of succession for the Presidency, should be required to pass the same test that immigrants take to become citizens. It wouldn’t be perfect, but then at least we’d know for sure it’s intentional malice and not just complete buffoonery.
Too bad then that Project 2025 would make it harder to get OT, not easier, due to a proposed change allowing employers to decide if you qualify for OT on a two or even four week basis, letting them fuck you over for a short while then cut back just enough so that you don’t get OT for the extra time put in initially.
Fun fact: More amendments went into place in the 1900s (12) than any other century (1700s: 11, 1800s: 4, 2000s: 0)
I’m surprised those people don’t at least know about Prohibition if they’re the types to throw around “liberal propaganda”