How many watermelons does border control have to bust until they try something else?
I like video games, programming, and computers in general.
How many watermelons does border control have to bust until they try something else?
Look what they have to do to to mimic a fraction of our power
VAC bans are only for cheating in games, you shouldn’t get one. Can’t say the same about getting your account locked though, but Valve usually doesn’t do stuff like that
That’s what I was thinking reading this
Yes people this is satire is obvious. Get off the Internet a bit
I don’t have delusions that’s why I go through an existential crisis every day
Goes hard
Also those people are already rich they’re just getting richer
The only acceptable flavors are plain chicken
Or that their huge truck has transmission 😲
This could actually work though lol, it’s genius
Still they need beans or something. Protein is important
I have a similar story, I was planning on making homemade paper with my sister by blending up newspapers in our blender. Except, I was too stupid to figure out how to open the blender lid, which was held on with a suction, which is opened with a button. I eventually got it open by forcing the lid open by holding it upside down and forcing down with my left hand. The blade fell out and sliced my wrist open horizontally, at first I didn’t realize until I looked down and saw blood gushing onto the floor. I told my sister to help and get our grandma who lived on the property but in a different building. Eventually we got to the ER and they gave me a bandage, but refused to give me stitches without my mom being there (I don’t know why they did that it was stupid). Eventually my mom left work, she’s a nurse, and gave me liquid stitches. She said she didn’t do normal stitches is because I just barely missed an artery and it was exposed to the air, and she didn’t want to risk poking it with a needle. I do wish I had normal stitches done though because the wound kept opening when I went to school, causing the scar to get pretty big.