I’ve been using a 0.5L one for years now. Usually it’s enough, but there are times that when I dry (with toilet paper) I see that I need a little more cleaning and then I either finish with the paper or refill the bottle and try again.

Well, you can spend 300-400 or you can buy a “portable bidet bottle” and clean your asshole with warm water. You’ll still need to use some toilet paper (or maybe a towel) to dry, but you’ll be spending $15 more or less and you can carry it with you when you travel.

2.5 million copies sold in EA, but barely got a mention? ok…

I think the problem here is thinking that sex == romance.

Probably for the ads?

There is also the pico that costs more or less the same iirc. Although it’s not available worldwide and the company was bought by bytedance not long ago, so…