With all the nonsense that there is in the world why this particular nonsense? Lemme tell ya: friend of mine showed me a graph showing that we had historically low levels of CO₂. Took me a while to catch on but it didn’t have the Holocene individually marked, it was mostly concerning the epochs before mankind arrived. So the argument is totally irrelevant to the discussion of greenhouse gasses. Unless… unless you could convince yourself that there were lost civilisations that existed in distant pre-history. Of course there’s absolutely zero evidence for these… must be a cover-up.

In the UK it’s always time to nationalise the losses, it’s the profits that are privatised.

It’s a funny thing, I used to a werewolf but I’m alright noo^oooooow.

Indeed.

Classic British liberal. A liberal is the only one of those things that he is.

Oh boy…

I’m beginning to think that Homo sapiens sapiens are not the good guys.

Just have to make our globe working model dense enough to distort space-time and then spin it at a thousand miles an hour. 'Course this will require a working model of the sun to power the working model of the Earth.

Capability for mayhem.

Wouldn’t catch me holding on to any animal with that look on its face.

I do use it as a thought terminating statement usually when friends have asked me to help. I ask for them to tell me what has happened and then I suggest a forward plan of action. It is very common for people at this point to feel guilty about having to ask for help and also to go down a spiral of putting all the blame on themselves. Neither of these things are useful as I need their active help and participation in putting the problem right and that’s where their energy needs to be focussed.

So it this point I will very often say to them something like, “Well, it is what it is and we are where we are and there’s no sense in blaming yourself, let’s see what we can do about getting into a better position.”

I did encounter a proper thought terminating cliche in the form of, “I hear what you’re saying…” from bosses in various places. Means “I hear what you’re saying but I couldn’t give less of a shit about it even if I were prepared to put in the slightest effort, which I am not.”

All I see is the goofy face those two chairs and the reflection under the table is making

Is there a supercut of Lucifer which is just Tricia Helfer and Lesley-Ann Brandt about to commit mayhem?

What a nice person with a nice story. https://youtu.be/mKfPgZO7zOo?si=IynCR47CgdsHUp15

Surely his sidekick would be Guacamole Mole.

could get a bit rough in the backseat.

I sure hope so.

Much as I find it difficult to sympathise with bureaucracies, can’t help but feel the Frivolous Returns dept. might be the alter-ego of the ‘Now, Don’t Be A Cunt’ department.

Dear Sir/Madam

We wrote to you upon receipt of your tax return informing you that it had been passed to our Frivolous Returns department for further examination. That examination is now complete.

It is with regret that we have to inform you that you are clown shoes. We think it is possible that the doctor may have mistakenly certified a placenta in your case.

As unlikely as it seems that you are actually earning a taxable income you should probably pass this matter over to a competent adult to help you with the self-assessment process.

Clown shoes, bud.

Alvis Connaught Frivolous Returns, Inland Revenue Service

Plot twist: the dancers aren’t really there.