My dog, who is a very good boy

But if I do that, there’d probably be a big ceremony saying I’m a hero and I’d have to shake people’s hands 😰

Pot, black, says Kettle, silver, is ‘black’.

Imagine buying a politician’s cryptocurrency Dragons

He seems to have a pretty heavy stake in pump & dump crypto schemes too

If someone tells you who they are, believe them.

There’s no way Elon is as rich as Bezos lol. Does he claim to be the richest person in the world?

Edit: that’s crazy, like literally I’ve never used anything Elon’s companies have produced, and pretty much the whole web uses Amazon web services. Are emerald mines really that profitable? 🤣

They need to do way instain mother> who kill their babbys becuse these babby cant frigth back?

It’S nOt A bUbBlE!

But then how will we criminalize a massive swath of our population and fill up all of the for-profit prisons?

“Mission Statement” off of Mandatory Fun is totally a style parody of Crosby, Stills, and Nash. Pretty funny too, because it takes the sound of a free love hippie group from the 60’s and uses it to ramble off a bunch of corporate buzz words.

I could see it being a straight parody of their song “Carry On”, but Al usually sticks a lot closer to the original arrangement when doing song parodies.

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys

Supermassive black hole in my ass

Whoopie pies aren’t pies, it’s two cookies with frosting between them. Source is I am Pennsylvanian

I managed to sidestep Games Workshop pretty neatly. I’m huge on Battletech and pretty much exclusively use Army Painter paints. I also have a lot of board games like Scythe or Betrayal that have plain gray minis that I’m working on.

Painting miniatures. Anyone can do it and make their board games look way nicer.

Women are the most important thing to do it in the first place and they are to be a good day.

What if his head just, like, did that