Nah, we’re just at the point where 90% of the time it’s a cartoon wolf with a three foot cock

You’re a conservative

*bottle of water

Aww man. What’s she doing now?

I don’t use Twitter, but if people read tweets the way I do, I never even look at the username unless I’m trying to figure out if it’s the same person replying to another.

Yes. You got this, bud!

That’s pretty sick actually

Still gets security updates. All the software I need to run on it runs on it.

My email, desktop, and calendar all still sync with my newer desktop. I can still play StarCraft. I can join zoom meetings while running Roll 20. I can even run Premiere and do video editing… to a point.

I guess if you need the latest and greatest then you might have a point, but I don’t.

This whole thread is bitching about software bloat and Apple does that to stop the software bloat on older machines, but noooo that’s planned obsolescence. 🙄

Weren’t you just complaining about software bloat?

Next part of the plan is to implement features unavailable to the rest of the fediverse. Then once they have a huge user base they start the enshittification.

You should have seen the smile on my face when they opened the bus lane on my school bus route last year

👍

-posted from my ten year old MacBook which shows no need for replacement

And the apple haters will keep making this exact same comment on every post using their 3rd laptop in ten years while I’m still using my 2014 MacBook daily with no issues.

Be more original.

No shit. They’ve been doing it for over a decade.

I want the Abnett & Lanning Guardians back :(

Tell me again how the big scary gays are indoctrinating the children. 🙄

In the limited series from the 90s, Venom: Carnage Unleashed, Venom is thrown in to a train by carnage and merges in to a stripe on the train to hide and escape.

Your theory is correct. Eddie becomes goop.

Unpaid travel time between 8 different clients would make an 8 hour day much more than 8 hours

In your second paragraph, the two reasons you stated to have kids are entirely selfish. Then you say not having kids is selfish?

Nope, on a PC.

Never tried it over a network though, I’ve always just plugged it in to the computer where the music collection is.

Taking it back wouldn’t even make sense. Who buys DLC for a game they don’t already own?