Return of Conspiracy Keanu.

“Did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his foot when he kicked the helmet in this scene?”

Yes

Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.

Google Prima Nocta

For my first playthrough, I got Valmiro as my beloved and thought that was just a scripted part of the game.

Do you remember Thunderhead?

Assigned Arch at birth

He’s been playing too much Dragon’s Dogma.

If a fighter falls in a fortress and nobody’s alive to hear it, does it make any noise?

It takes courage to visit Superior, WI in January.

TIL Python dictionaries allow trailing commas.

Actually, what most most people refer to as “Linux” is really GNUde/Linux.

Idk, Fairy Depression is alright.

How I feel walking on airport moving sidewalks

If you add --skiplauncher to the launch options it skips the launcher and boots straight to the game. That might solve your problem.

Baldur Gate? I typically leave it closed and go the long way around to Undead Parish.

Just a regular sword for me. I’ll provide my own hands.