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Captain Jack is a fartface–barrrrffff…
- LEONHART@slrpnk.netto196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•posting instead of processing hard feelings rule9·16 days ago
The annoyed look on Misato’s face is the cherry on top.
starts rhythmic clapping
HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY, HO-DEE-HOTEN-DAY-O! HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY…
FATTENING UP OUR TAAAAPE WOOOOORMS!
“What website do I go to to kick your ass?”
- LEONHART@slrpnk.nettoWhite People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•He'll be living with this for the rest of his life10·22 days ago
I know this is just a silly meme, but it makes me feel a little hopeful seeing evidence of other people thinking like this on the road, y’know, responding with empathy and concern for strangers instead of immediate vengeful anger.
- LEONHART@slrpnk.nettoMildly Interesting@lemmy.world•A sign that appears to explain how shopping works56·29 days ago
“Sweet deal.”
Huh? How could that possibly…
squints
Well, I’ll be a son of a bitch. It’s like the world’s grimiest Magic Eye poster.
- LEONHART@slrpnk.nettointerestingasfuck@lemm.ee•The Wonderboy X-100, an experimental air-conditioned lawn mower, 19574·1 month ago
We can only hope it will take us far away from that mucky-muck, man.
- LEONHART@slrpnk.nettoNominative Determinism@feddit.uk•Bella Cummins, brothel madamEnglish22·1 month ago
“Bella Cummins, brothel madam.”
This HAS to be Roger from American Dad, right?
- LEONHART@slrpnk.nettotails: A Place for Mastodon Posts@lemmon.website•We're all just characters in someone else's cyberpunk story45·1 month ago
The near-blinding kaleidoscope of lights and color faded to blackness as my virtual reality headset powered down. Pulling the headset away, I yawned and blinked, my eyes adjusting to the LED lighting that bathed my gaming space in neon. I fumbled to turn off the lights. Many colleagues of mine had taken to configuring such devices with voice recognition and control, but truthfully, I was too uneasy to do so myself, fearing who might be listening on the other end.
I checked the device in my pocket for the current time. Damn. Later than I hoped.
I walked sluggishly away to bed, punching buttons on the slab in my hand until alarms were set, calendars were reviewed, and quiet again took the space.
Hell yeah. I also somehow ended up with the voice distortion model and it was the best.
glances into mirror
Oh.
Right.
…Shit.
The microwave at the Future Gadgets Lab is about to experience one hell of an upgrade.
- LEONHART@slrpnk.nettoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have to "force" him to share...12·2 months ago
CUT MY CAKE INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK!
Dude, c’mon guys…
Can we not immediately sexually objectify any woman who happens to appear in an online photograph or video?
I thought we left that kind of gross, adolescent shit back on Reddit.
I’M GOING TO RELEASE THE BEES!
“There was a hole here. It’s gone now.”