Former top 1%'er of Reddit (as if that means anything). Finally free. Let’s go bois.
No-bake cookies with Splenda instead of sugar. My wife made some and they turned out looking amazing, but had the taste of Bitrex. Absolutely foul.
5 Watt laser pointer and etch dicks onto every wooden surface I see
If his head falls into a bowl of milk with a color changing spoon I’d love it even more
Tuning to G4 and there’s a 90% chance it’s either COPS or Cheaters
And you could tell from the sound if it was gonna connect at a good rate too
I’d wait for it to finally sleep and figure out a way to break it loose from the arena just for the lulz
I’m in my 40s and married with a kid and I’ll be the first to admit that I’m winging it. We’re all just that same little kid we were but in an adult body trying to figure out the world. I did get called sir by a younger co-worker and I made them swear to never say it again. Just call me dude or something lol
Orc: “Y’all lil fellers in the wrong gotdam place I reckon. You boys jus’ git on up in them rocks and take them panties right off.”
They just need to add commercials for Premium that have horns or police sirens and they’ll be all set
I finally bit the bullet and switched from Chrome to Firefox last night after they flagged my adblock for YouTube as malware and forcefully disabled it. Fuck that noise.
I saw a pic that supposedly said “egg fried rice”. I wouldn’t even be mad
I’ve been using this one and its been working well so far
I got permabanned for repeating a meme from the Fark days, yet there are posts of the exact same thing from 12+ years ago that are still up with no issue. Even noting that when I appealed the ban I got the canned “we totally reviewed it, fuck you lol” response.
The only other time I had an issue was when I got a three day suspension for upvoting a Ghislaine Maxwell related post.
A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
MSG and truffle oil with a splash of hazelnut spread
“pm’d you the fix” 😐
It’s hard for me to be straight up rude to people, but I will make things generally more difficult and take longer than necessary. I make it a game to see how long I can keep a person talking. It’s amazing how a few simple “Oh, really?” and “Dang, that’s crazy” will keep someone on the hook.
EverQuest. I damn near flunked high school from all the binge sessions. The last time I logged in it was well over a year /played. Waiting on random spawn timers was wild.
“Would you like to sign up for our awful credit card?” Nah. “Would you like to sign up for a free trial of our plus service that you’ll never use?” No thanks. “Do you want the X month protection plan for your USB drive that’s 10x the cost of what you’re paying today?” What? No. “Would you like to donate to this charity the company totally could but won’t but say we raised all this money for?” Nope.