Just started red dead 2

Imagine you were to do this shit after someone talking about how Jesus will strike sinners down, then suddenly a buff Jesus appears and chokes you out a little bit. Thats what this guy went through.

I love everything about this picture lol

Sometimes, while having breakfast, you relish in the fact that a chicken struggled to push something jumbo out of its anus.

I am immeasurably thankful and my weekend is booked

Let’s go to mars?

Am I hip now?

Them fighting sarcastic words there

But all those you listed weren’t available internationally I believe. Atleast in the US, ask anyone who came to work how they keep in touch with people back home, and they’ll likely say whatsapp.

My wonderful sweet lady dog has been scooping up turds with her mouth like a hungry hippo. One chomp, down the hatch. Although just recently, she was trying to sneak in a frozen one. 🤮

Well call them… Cummies

Is “buying D” illegal in Sydney?

It’s insane how many comments here are “if he isn’t with me, then he’s against me.” Dave isn’t an enemy but people like in this comment section push people away with this mentality. So many people here need to touch grass and realize life isn’t as simple as my team vs your team.

Sometimes I get so jealous of their lives.

I see a light saber

Looks awesome! I’ll have to print it sometime after Christmas tho

After you finally figure it out

Aaaand he gets to work from home. Fml

Replanning my whole future all over again without that person.

Oscar winning story writing?

It’s the principal of the matter. Plus it’s fun. Get fucked mouse!