The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoSorry, the name stucklemmy.worldimagemessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up1840arrow-down14
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minus-squareGlent@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up55arrow-down2·1 month agoWhy did god want the pope shot?
minus-squareDoubletwist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48arrow-down1·1 month ago“God works in mysterious ways”
minus-squareanarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down1·1 month agoGod wanted a popemobile. Q.E.D.
minus-squareVolkditty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoWhat does God need with a starship popemobile?
minus-squareanarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoQuantum Erectile Dysfunction: I swear it’s hard when you’re not directly observing it.
minus-squareskulblaka@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 month agoTo teach him that dignitaries on display are vulnerable to snipers
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoProbably for covering up all those pedophiles.
Why did god want the pope shot?
“God works in mysterious ways”
God wanted a popemobile. Q.E.D.
What does God need with a
starshippopemobile?Quantum Electrodynamics
Quantum Erectile Dysfunction: I swear it’s hard when you’re not directly observing it.
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To teach him that dignitaries on display are vulnerable to snipers
To make him holy
Probably for covering up all those pedophiles.