A Communist who won’t date because everyone around them is too liberal? Sounds like they’re suffering from the ultimate dating struggle - “The Red Scare!” This comrade is so dedicated to the socialist cause that they can’t bear the thought of getting cozy with anyone who doesn’t share their radical views. It’s enough to make a Marxist cry! So, until they find that perfect Bolshevik babe or hunky Hammer-and-Sickle stud, they’ll just have to keep fighting the good fight solo. Viva la revolución…and maybe love, someday!