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-- |Removes the given object from its current parent, if any, and then adds it as a child of the other given object.
kidnap :: ChildBearing c p
=> p -- ^The kidnapper.
-> c -- ^The child to kidnap.
IO ()
It’s always funny naming a function which removes a child object from a parent object. I’ve stuck with “abandon child” so far.
I like “orphanize” - one of those things that shouldn’t be a word, but is!
umbilicalCord.cut()
NGL, Orphaniser or Orphanizer sounds like one hell of a metal band name
Alternatively a depressingly realistic look at the consequences of war for non-participating children, couched in the veneer of an 80s Sci-Fi movie.
“YOUR PARENTS WILL NOT BE BACK”
Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”
What would it do? Delete all memories of a childs parents from their brain, making them think they’ve been orphans all along?
Seems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.
I assumed it’s something parents buy for their children.
Just rename the child to Hamas. IDF will kill it for you.
Garbage collection???
/s
SendToBoardingSchool()
def callCps()