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Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people’s jeans is my fetish, and I’ll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.
Sorry friend but I’m going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.
I’ll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.
Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people’s jeans is my fetish, and I’ll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.