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The headline they did use makes my silly brain think that Ted Cruz has a sentient penis. Which makes me sick because now I am thinking about Ted Cruz’s penis 🤢
Missed opportunity for the title:
Ted Cruz in trouble after Pecker leaks at Trump trial…more at 11.
It reads like a radio DJ joke:
Ted Cruz Slammed By Pecker
*Destroyed
“Pecker is pain in Ted Cruz’ ass.”
Pecker revelation in court shames Ted Cruz.
The headline they did use makes my silly brain think that Ted Cruz has a sentient penis. Which makes me sick because now I am thinking about Ted Cruz’s penis 🤢
Ted Cruz has a totally normal, human-style penis.
https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/
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