NOAA fisheries said that a dead bottlenose dolphin was found on West Mae’s Beach in Cameron Parish, Louisiana with multiple gunshot wounds on March 13.
    • AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world
      12·
      6 months ago

      Or shove a bag of cocaine in its blowhole and claim it was resisting…

      Also there’s no confirmation as to whether this dolphin was at school.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
        11·
        6 months ago

        Nah, if a cop killed this dolphin, they would admit it but claim they thought the dolphin had a gun, get put on paid administrative leave, get cleared of all charges and then go back to work.

        • cmbabul@lemmy.world
          6·
          6 months ago

          We’ve reached level of absurdity in consensus reality that i unironically want to see the media circus involving a cop accusing a dolphin of having a gun.

          • AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world
            6·
            6 months ago

            I for one back the blue.

            To be clear though, I mean the ocean, fuck the police capital defense force.

            • cmbabul@lemmy.world
              5·
              6 months ago

              We should have the police fight the ocean for the right to be called “the Blue”, with the Sky coming in with the steel chair