• insomniac_lemon@kbin.social
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    7 months ago

    Somebody on the internet: “U think bees can smell the flowers? Just a dude lovin’ his job, that’s purpose. Not like us, oh boy if I don’t sell the pointless squares right an old man is gonna project his angry breath at me and if this happens enough I become homeless again.”

    Family in real life: “What they’re doing at CERN scares me. They’re gonna destroy the world! Also climate change is made up for some reason and I see no problem with oil companies.”