• WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    The average chucklefuck has absolutely no fucking idea how powerful monkeys are. Humans are like the weakest of all primates (power to weight/mass ratio). A small 30kg macaque can literally rip your face off. Don’t treat them like pets because those fuckers can scalp your weak dumb ass in a single scratch. I seent it. I seent it happen to some indian peasant on the youtubers. Dude was minding his own business and the fucking monkey turned his scalp into a skin flap. Don’t end up like skin flap guy.

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      1 year ago

      Case in point, this picture of a hairless chimpanzee showing you how ripped these animals are.