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To settle a years-long lawsuit, Google has agreed to delete “billions of data records” collected from users of “Incognito mode,” illuminating the pitfalls of relying on Chrome to protect your privacy.
I can that a win (for Google).
“HEY!? WHO HERE DECIDED TO CHARGE GOOGLE!? YOU KNOW HOW WE WORK!”
“Ok, let’s go over this again.”
“Question one: are they a corporation? Yes? THEN YOU DON’T FINE THEM!”
“Question two: are they a regular schmuck?”
“THROW THE BOOK AT THEM AND EVERY FINE UNDER THE SUN! Jesus people how hard is it to remember this? We do it every day!!”