• taanegl@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Breaking news! In Forest Lawn, Glendale, a video crew set up to record the secretly planned reawakening of Michael Jackson. After an interview Michael Jackson belaboured that he is no longer the king of pop, but a lich king. When the interviewer asked what that was, the undead Michael Jackson called him ignorant - and then ate his face.