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I know it’s weird as shit but I couldn’t hesitate. However I can’t possibly tell her without giving creepy vibes so I’ll just enjoy my good deed in secret.
“Hey there neighbor. Nice bike! I have one similar to that. insert optional small talk By the way, that squeak doesn’t sound too healthy. I usually oil they chain when it does that. Would you like me to help you with that?”
Equal parts wholesome and creepy 👌🏻
I know it’s weird as shit but I couldn’t hesitate. However I can’t possibly tell her without giving creepy vibes so I’ll just enjoy my good deed in secret.
Good for you, Hank. Glad you helped your neighbor out.
I love it when Hank sprays chains
Hank the lube guy
https://imgur.io/dUCUhvo?r
Don’t get me wrong, you did good.
…and it was weird. Would do it again tho.
“Hey there neighbor. Nice bike! I have one similar to that. insert optional small talk By the way, that squeak doesn’t sound too healthy. I usually oil they chain when it does that. Would you like me to help you with that?”
Might even make a friend that way
“wholeepy” or “creepsome”