Amilo159@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoSeizing 299 kilo of drugslemmy.worldimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up11.25Karrow-down112
arrow-up11.24Karrow-down1imageSeizing 299 kilo of drugslemmy.worldAmilo159@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squareTwanHE@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up83arrow-down3·11 months agoHey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?
minus-squareRaze157@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up79arrow-down2·11 months agoGotcha. 2… hundred… kilos. There you go, signed.
minus-squareEtienne_Dahu@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up55·11 months agoThis court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.
minus-squareKidplayer_666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up50·11 months agoRecourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·11 months agoWe found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we’re gonna close the case.
minus-squareDiabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-211 months agoThis bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What’s the seasoning ?
minus-squarepancakes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·11 months agoIt’s seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.
minus-squareKidplayer_666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·11 months agoWe have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·11 months agowipes white powder from my nose… “Excuse me…”
minus-squareElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·11 months agoThis chain is exactly why I joined Reddit and I’m so glad Lemmy got you guys.
minus-squaredukk@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-211 months agoI swear, I saw a video on this…
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 months agoHey… I think you owe me 5 kilos of drugs!
Hey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?
Gotcha. 2… hundred… kilos. There you go, signed.
This court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.
Recourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered
We found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we’re gonna close the case.
This bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What’s the seasoning ?
It’s seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.
Bear salt, obviously.
We have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine
wipes white powder from my nose…
“Excuse me…”
This chain is exactly why I joined Reddit and I’m so glad Lemmy got you guys.
I swear, I saw a video on this…
Hey… I think you owe me 5 kilos of drugs!