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wait for them to under-buy you. “it’s for my wife’s birthday, she’s terminally ill with cancer and aids and she’s a veteran of all 9 of the wars we’re in! Can’t you give it to me for less?!”
wait for them to under-buy you. “it’s for my wife’s birthday, she’s terminally ill with cancer and aids and she’s a veteran of all 9 of the wars we’re in! Can’t you give it to me for less?!”
“Can you also pay shipping to Alaska?”
That has to be followed up with another over the top sob story about their kid with some other disease.