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In the span of one month, there were over 1,000 attempts to access pornographic websites on archdiocese computers, according to a report. The staff also included a high-ranking priest.
These are the sins Jesus died for, lord forgive me, I’m gonna crank my hog again 🙏
“Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I’ve masturbated 9 1/2 times since my last confession.”
“And a half?”
“Well, it’s 10 times, now.”
They’re just seeking insight on why the second coming takes so long to achieve.
Jesus: “Oh I’m coming, alright?!”
Without sin they would be out of business so it’s good they can contribute.