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A man walks into a psychic t-shirt shop

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A man walks into a psychic t-shirt shop

ijustlookatpictures@feddit.uk to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

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He finds a t-shirt he likes and asks if they have it in “large”.

The shop keeper replies, “sorry, we only have a medium”

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