• Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Charmander - scalding hot

    Squirtle - all liquids are purified water

    Bulbasaur - THE VULVA IS RAZOR SHARP

    Snorlax - puss-lips are massive and blocking her vagina. Requires a flute serenade to move.