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Wow you sound like me, or maybe I sound like you. I shut a door on my fingers Thursday night and I am very happy it was just me home because I called the door some very… Interesting things
I hurt my hand with the vacuum so no more vacuuming. Cunt.
It’s a sign, no chores today!
My little finger agrees.
r u ok?
Yeah I’m ok thanks. I’ll live.
Time to ice it up with an ice cold beer.
I’ve eaten so I’m gonna have a nice nap instead.
Sounds like a good idea!
stupid fucking vacuum cleaner attacking you on a stupid fucking manky day fuck the fucking thing.
offers gummy worms
I read this in a very northern Qld bogan accent and I could actually imagine overhearing that in a country pub somewhere
Wow you sound like me, or maybe I sound like you. I shut a door on my fingers Thursday night and I am very happy it was just me home because I called the door some very… Interesting things