Warning: Some posts on this platform may contain adult material intended for mature audiences only. Viewer discretion is advised. By clicking ‘Continue’, you confirm that you are 18 years or older and consent to viewing explicit content.
My mom’s good, and you’re the same age as me, so that works out ok. Plus, she’s already basically adopted my two best friends and a much younger coworker who was really going through some shit and needed a safe place, so I know she’s cool with extra kids.
I’ll be a mom for anyone, so long as you understand that I won’t bail you out of jail, though I will visit you there, and coming over and pouring out your woes over milk and home-baked goods is mandatory when you’re having a hard day.
My Mom was garbage. Anybody know where I can get a decent one?
Also I’m almost 40 but if she’s good enough I’ll take one younger than I am.
I’m a 24 year old man but I’ll be your mother.
I’m going to send you a Mother’s Day card.
My mom’s good, and you’re the same age as me, so that works out ok. Plus, she’s already basically adopted my two best friends and a much younger coworker who was really going through some shit and needed a safe place, so I know she’s cool with extra kids.
Awesome. I’ll just show up at the next holiday or whatever and pretend I was always there.
I moved to a state I knew no one in for college (more than a decade ago) and now I have new parents. It’s that easy.
I’ll be a mom for anyone, so long as you understand that I won’t bail you out of jail, though I will visit you there, and coming over and pouring out your woes over milk and home-baked goods is mandatory when you’re having a hard day.
You marry someone with a good mom. Now your MIL is your good mom.
deleted by creator