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Just to clarify as well - ‘in the street’ was just for the rhyme. Melbcat is an inside kitty, living in a gilded cage for her safety and that of the wildlife
Still fussy about wet food… this is turning into Green Eggs And Ham
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I would not eat it in a dish
I would not eat it though it’s fish
I do not like it in the street
I do not like it with a treat
No siree, rack off dude
I do not like this wet cat food
Despite your frustration, this is a pretty good and funny poem!
Thanks.
Just to clarify as well - ‘in the street’ was just for the rhyme. Melbcat is an inside kitty, living in a gilded cage for her safety and that of the wildlife