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2164: If you don’t endure the bottomless despair of unfathomable suffering, you will never be permitted to endure the bottomless despair of somewhat fathomable suffering.
1994: If you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously you’re gonna end up living in a van down by the river!
2024: If you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously you’ll never be able to afford to live in a van down by the river!
2044: if you don’t straighten up and take your mining operation seriously, you’ll never be able to afford middle school.
2064: If you don’t fight in the water wars, you aren’t entitled to your daily rations of water.
2164: If you don’t endure the bottomless despair of unfathomable suffering, you will never be permitted to endure the bottomless despair of somewhat fathomable suffering.
Service guarantees citizenship!!?!
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2054: if you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously, you’ll never be able to afford to live
You’re behind on your oxygen bill again. If you don’t pay by next week your nose and mouth will be sown shut.