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A newly declassified report from the Office of the Director of National Intelligence reveals that the federal government is buying troves of data about Americans.
Well, where else would they store dirt? It’s not like you can just put it on the ground or something; on people is the only clear, reasonable choice!
That’s what all the plastic is for, to store the dirt.