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“Hey Siri, how much meat can you get off an adult male moose?”
“Moose can be processed for over 200 kilograms of meat.”
“WELL THIS IS FUCKING BULLS-oh no the pretty, scary lights are back.”
“Hey Siri, how much meat can you get off an adult male moose?” “Moose can be processed for over 200 kilograms of meat.” “WELL THIS IS FUCKING BULLS-oh no the pretty, scary lights are back.”
No, hear me out, it’s cool: The more you eat, the more skilled you become at eating, until you can eat rotten and spoiled food - no problem.
Don’t you dare talk to me, my knife, hatchet, other knife, bow, revolver, other hatchet, or signal gun ever again, you hear me?
…oh maybe that’s why I can’t jump…