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Me: seeing a moose by my car, “No moose get away, no!”
Moose: notices me, but continues to stretch out that tongue to lick that salty goodness stuck to the car.
Me: Now screaming top of my lungs, “No get away the car is frozen!”
Moose: proceeds to lick the frozen metal.
Me: running full speed trying to catch the moose running away with my fender stuck to it tongue
Me: seeing a moose by my car, “No moose get away, no!” Moose: notices me, but continues to stretch out that tongue to lick that salty goodness stuck to the car. Me: Now screaming top of my lungs, “No get away the car is frozen!” Moose: proceeds to lick the frozen metal. Me: running full speed trying to catch the moose running away with my fender stuck to it tongue