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Europe's soaring temperatures and increasingly volatile weather are sparking fears that France's Champagne region could become unsuitable for its production.
Oh fuck, we should do something about climate change lest our champagne taste should change.
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The wealthy will just put a giant climate control bubble over the relevant regions of France to protect their interests …
Maybe we could call it the Arnault Sun Sphere