• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    The trump lawyers, the judge, the jury and everyone at the trials…uhoo…and then what else did you do? Did you guys steal the money from those people too? Hmm, what about the pee pee tapes? Did you guys really do that for reals? How fun and interesting…funteresting!

    Day 300 of the trial…so you touched her private privately? And did she jump? Or just sort of moan a little? Oh tell us more! So you really think she liked it? Ma’am! Hold on, you’ll get your chance too, right now it’s "the president’s turn…so did you go for the boobies first? And how? We didn’t bring a dummy, could you show us on her where you touched? It’s for the public records ma’am… c’mon, you want a fair trial yes? Well this is pretty fair? How to we know if he really touched our there or not? Anyway, it’s done, let’s just take our seats…