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An Italian man has been crushed to death under thousands of vast wheels of a parmesan-style hard cheese, which weigh about 40kg each, firefighters have said.
Dovahkin, on a nearby mountain top: “Uh oh! Overencumbered. Hmmm… I don’t think I need all these wheels of cheese now that I have 30 million health potions. Off you go!”
Meanwhile
Italian man: “I sure hope I don’t get crushed under the weight of thousands of falling cheese wheels, today.”
Dovahkin, on a nearby mountain top: “Uh oh! Overencumbered. Hmmm… I don’t think I need all these wheels of cheese now that I have 30 million health potions. Off you go!”
Meanwhile
Italian man: “I sure hope I don’t get crushed under the weight of thousands of falling cheese wheels, today.”