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An Italian man has been crushed to death under thousands of vast wheels of a parmesan-style hard cheese, which weigh about 40kg each, firefighters have said.
I just assumed this was how Italians did capital punishment.
You get a choice: Death by cheese, death by pasta, or death by marinara
Is death by pasta being hanged?
Nah, you’re whipped to death a cat o’ nine tails made of cooked spaghetti
Half cooked spaghetti would be more durable and effective.
Al dente’s inferno
You got a genuine chuckle out of me. Life’s been a bit unkind lately, so thank you.