John Malkovich’s voice and spectacular cadence in your head:

  • “It is estimated that Santa’s sleigh weighs 353 thousand tons. So, traveling at 650 miles per second would create such enormous friction that Santa and his reindeer would burst into flames. You understand? Like a meteor entering the atmosphere. This is a scientific fact.
  • Ephera@lemmy.ml
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    10 months ago

    I’m guessing, this is a Santa that doesn’t magically fly through the air, but actually sleighs on the ground…