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But don’t you know condoms burst at the sight of my shlong? It has nothing to do with the fact that the sight of naked me dries up a pussy quicker than a fucking hairdryer.
that’s what she said
Every single time I get naked.
It’s a chore.
…Go on… /s
BigDickProblems was such a hilarious subreddit, i shit like IAmVerySmart and such. Its so easy to see thru often
But don’t you know condoms burst at the sight of my shlong? It has nothing to do with the fact that the sight of naked me dries up a pussy quicker than a fucking hairdryer.
I wonder if that was a medieval torture thing
Dry rape? Bro it’s a torture thing today
No like letting someone “dry out”, rheres no way they didnt think of that already
Edit: what is “dry rape”?